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Did I get the biggest bitch slap this weekend or what? And it wasn’t just the normal, polite tap on the wrist and don’t do it again you naughty boy telling off. It was a full on, stop being a spoilt brat and grow up slap around the chops! Yes my friend did make meContinue reading “22nd June 2021”

The Liz is back. Yeah. The Liz is back, acid groove. Yes, as the song and title says, The Liz is back here with me this weekend to celebrate her birthday. After her four and a half hours queue ride on the M25, we had a wee drinkie last night, well, a bottle of wineContinue reading “Saturday 19th June 2021”

FOLLOW YOUR BLISS Find out what moves you to passion and do it. Not because it will make you famous. Not because of the money but because you can’t not do it. Just strive to be the best in what you do and the rest will follow. Follow your bliss. Everything else is just smokeContinue reading “Wednesday 16th June 2021”

Cue: Steptoe & Son theme tune. Yes, that’s what my garden looks like at the moment, Steptoe & Son’s junk yard. That won’t last long as I have a man with a van coming over to collect the junk and then my garden can get back to normal. My friend from Poole is coming toContinue reading “Saturday 12th June 2021”

Blood, blood everywhere! Well not exactly. The drama queen here is exaggerating. I’ve shredded my face this morning from shaving. When I say shredded, I mean two tiny nicks on my chin, but they stung like hell. Thanks to the go to tiny patches of toilet roll and a spray of aftershave, they have driedContinue reading “26th May 2021”

Four days! Yes four days it has taken me to death clean my bedroom. When I say death clean, it means a deep clean. An affectionate term used by my friend Liz when she’s on one. Her cleaning kick that is. So as of typing this blog, I can now sit comfortably at my deskContinue reading “25th May 2021”

Yay. Liz has sorted out my mess on here as well. I have been a very naughty boy! Fingers crossed I will get it right in the future. Chris. #thesissysite