22nd June 2021

Did I get the biggest bitch slap this weekend or what?

And it wasn’t just the normal, polite tap on the wrist and don’t do it again you naughty boy telling off. It was a full on, stop being a spoilt brat and grow up slap around the chops!

Yes my friend did make me cry this weekend with what she said over my tarot reading and I knew it made sense. The reading showed my recent heartbreak over losing my mum and cat, worrying over money issues, unable to sleep at night and unable to progress with my life and business.

I was told that I’m comfortable where I am at the moment and I’m acting like an old man in retirement by pottering around the house, doing a bit here and there and doing the same routine day in and day out.

But the cards said that I can change all of that and turn things around. All I had to do was get off my bony arse and start taking my business seriously, stop treating it as a hobby and do what I love doing by concentrating on writing and blogging.

Liz said that my passion for writing and communication will bring in more followers, which will lead to more customers and more sales. I told her that I’ve done a lot of work in the past. I make up lots of memes and post them online, I watch YouTube and Facebook business videos for inspiration, I do what they say and still don’t get the results that I desire. She said I should stop watching those videos, stop comparing myself on how people view success and stop watching too much daytime crap on TV. Oh the shame.  

On a positive note, Liz went on to say I have all the abilities to achieve the success that I want as The Magician card came up, indicating that I have the tools laid out in front of me, I can manifest what I want, but have to work for it.  

She hates having to spiritually kick me in the gonads to make a point, but sometimes the truth hurts. I’m so glad I’m not into that for real as I couldn’t cope with having my balls kicked to pieces with a patent pointed stiletto toe. Although I could easily whack someone around the arse with a horse whip. Hmmm, it that a new business idea?

It’s very difficult being an only child and having everything done for you. But now the time has come for me to take that leap of faith into the next stage of my life and face the reality of growing up and having to look after myself. One way or another.

If I don’t change my ways now, I never will.

So peeps. Stay tuned!

Coffee break over. Back to work.

As it was supposed to be Freedom Day yesterday here in the UK, I decided to start playing that game where to have to move the tiles around to create a picture. Like this game that I’m selling on ebay.


Shameless plug!

As soon as Liz left to go home, I cleaned up Mission Control and turned it back into a somewhat tidy kitchen. Well that didn’t last long as I decided as I was watching The Real Housewives of Cheshire (I know, don’t judge me) during the ad breaks I went upstairs and started to clear out my mum’s bedroom, bringing everything down into the kitchen so that I can sort out what I don’t want and do a death clean before my friends come down to stay in a fortnight’s time. 

I’m half way through that, so this evening I will finish off clearing out the room, then tomorrow I will strip off the bed (mmm, strip) and wash the bedding. Well that’s the plan!

My friends are advising me that I should turn my mum’s room into the guest/play room and have the small back bedroom as my office. But I am going to stick to my guns and have my mum’s room as my office as it’s a bigger room where I can keep my craft stuff in there and my online stock too. 

My mum’s double bed will then go into the small room and I can use that as a guest/play room. I’m not expecting people to stay over, except for Liz and anyway, she sleeps downstairs on the sofa whilst talking in her sleep. And what she comes out with are some real crackers! ‘Cock A Doodle Doo!’ I shall say no more.

If you wish to visit Liz’s new site, here is the link.


Another shameless plug.

As I said earlier, I’m aiming to do more online blogging and perhaps vlogging. I’m still uncomfortable about making videos of myself and putting myself out there, so we’ll see. If anyone has any tips about this kind of thing, please let me know.

Well that’s all now my lovelies.

I’m off to have some lunch. I wonder what delicacies lurk deep within my Narnia my cupboard today. Soup, beans on toast or jacket potatoes? Oh the à la carte cuisine. I bet you’re all jealous. Ha ha.

Have a great day.



Published by Kinky Klobber

Selling - alternative lifestyle, adult clothing and equipment - adult industry merchandise.

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