Hello my lovelies. 

Happy New Year.

Yes I know it’s late, but I’m behind with my catch up. Apologies.

I hope January went well for you? I can’t believe that it’s gone by so quick. Where did that time go?

And now that we’re on the cusp of a new period, it’s that time of year to welcome in the Chinese Year Of The Snake.

For this section of the Chinese Zodiac, the year of the snake will bring in a period of reflection, renewal and reunion. 

So what are you going to reflect on, renew and reunite this year?

In my naughty, sexy and depraved world, for me, it’s the year of the trouser snake. Hallelujah. So I’m hoping to remember the fun I had over the last year, improve on the missed opportunities that passed me by, renew my confidence and reunite my mouth with the hot, feel and taste of countless cocks, where I’m hoping, like you, to snare, handle and tame more of those delicious cotton trapped throbbing monsters this year. 

Taking the renewal segment, this year I’m trying to be more organised, so I’ve created a calendar of events and holidays where I can link my business to. This is going to be stuck on the wall so that I can see it everyday and be motivated by it. 

I had a go last year with the online advent calendar. Honestly, I didn’t get any sales from it, but it brought people in to the website, which is a bonus. As they say, every cloud has a silver lining.

Though on the plus side, my ebay shop has picked up considerably with my handmade Cum Slut anklets becoming my top seller. It looks like I’ll have to make some more as I’m running out of stock!

I’ve also started a new vision board for this year, where I’ve adapted pictures of my Instagram and Twitter pages to say that I have 10,000 followers.

Instead of just cutting generic pictures out of a magazine and sticking them to your board, be specific to want you want, make them mean something to you and become emotionally attached to your pictures.

By doing this, this will increase the vibrations to the Universe and add energy and purpose to your manifestations. 

I saw this idea on Instagram and will now need to specify what I want to add on my board.

I’ve also been trying to build up my social media pressence by commenting, following more people and interacting with them online. I just need to be different and exciting with my content and be a bit more brave and out there.

Talking of social media, I’ve created a Social Media page on here, where you can click on the relevant logos that will take you to the right places so that you can join in with the naughty fun.  

Social Media

Having Liz pop up for an unexpected visit at the weekend, the decorating has started again. I’m now sanding down the ceiling in my hall ready to paint it gold and then add the gold glitter to it, just as I did with my front door. I do have a video of this, so I may try and see if I can upload it on here. If not, it’s on my personal Tiktok and Instagram pages.

I need to finish the ceiling by the middle of February as Louise, Mark and Liz will be visiting for a few days. 

And with this all going on, I’ve started (well trying) to save at least two months worth of bills money, plus extra for food and fun as my work may finish in October.

That way, I could potentially have a break over November and December where I can recharge my batteries before the New Year. Now wouldn’t that be fun? 

Well that’s all my news for now.

Have a fab week and let’s see what February brings for us!

Take care my lovelies. 

Chris. 

#thesissysite

Hello my lovelies. 

I hope you’re all doing well.

Things at Sissy Site HQ has been really quiet lately. With Pride Month officially over and with all the new products that I’ve invested in, sales are practically non existent.

Pride Shop – www.sissysite.co.uk

And it doesn’t help when I see all these successful small businesses on Tiktok flaunting their wares and telling us how much they’ve sold and how wonderful they are. 

I know I shouldn’t compare myself with these people (and I’m sure we all do that in one way or another, which we mustn’t do as we are all unique) and I’m genuinely very pleased that they are doing so well, so no bad vibes towards them as we all want the small businesses to be strong and profitable. 

So what am I doing that’s wrong? 

I did have an eureka moment the other night on the tube after work when I was rather blathered from intoxication and mentioned this ‘ah ha’ light bulb to my friend Liz. So this week, I shall be putting on my pink, silky thinking cap, grab a cup of tea (yes tea and not what you’re thinking of) and compose a business plan.

Right. That’s enough of being a Debbie Downer as I have a busy few weeks ahead of me at home by having to sugar soap and sandpaper my skirting boards and doors ready for them and my ceiling to be painted gold (yes gold).

By now, Liz and my God Son have come and gone, like a whirlwind that she is, leaving me to do the paint work but by going by my DIY skills, it won’t be up to her high standards!

Whilst they were here, we went floor shopping at B&Q and I saw the laminate floor that liked. Liz approved and I bought enough planks for my lounge and hall. It came to just over £500. 

Yikes! My poor credit card.

We’ve also decided that as the gold paint (which should be for metal and not wood) is too thick and oily to use on the ceiling. So we came up with the idea of matching the paint to the wallpaper and mix splodges of burgundy, darker reds and gold on the ceiling to create a shabby chic look. 

This will match my theatrical, frou frou tassled curtains that I’ve ordered online!

Then, when my lounge is done, the next major project will be my craft room / office so that I can gather all my bits and bobs that are scattered all over the house and put them in some sort of order in their new home.  

This room should be easy to decorate as I just need new flooring, the lining paper to go up and then all the walls and ceiling to be painted white.

If there are any local handy men in the East London area whose proud to show off their hefty tool belt for me and will charge me mates rates (or friends with benefits rates) please let me know.  

I’m also thinking of (when most of my house is decorated) is to invite some people over for have an afternoon tea and shopping experience where you can buy some lingerie in private. Let me know what you think.

By now, as for some reason that it’s taking me ages to write and post this blog, I have gold woodwork, a painted shabby chic ceiling in swishes of deep red and burgandy that matches my wallpaper and a gold front door! 

So all that’s left is for the rest of the laminate flooring to go down, my curtains to go up and yes, I’m adding a diamanté chain around my skirting boards for more sparkle in my life!

When this is finished and I want to see the horror on my friend Louise’s face when she visits in two weeks time, I will add the pictures on here. She did visit and not much horror. Well done for hiding it!

Talking about social media, for all my followers, thank you for the likes, follows and shares. I’ve been putting out new posts, practically on a daily basis, hoping that this will draw in new viewers. 

I’ve even created a Tiktok account for Kinky Klobber, including a QR code for the website as well. If you’re on there, please follow.

I have been rather naughty (or clever) and have logged on to my Kinky Klobber account and keep flicking through my Sissy Site account, boosting the hits, liking my own pics and engaging in a conversation with myself so that the views grow and my pics and videos are promoted to the next level.

I’m really excited as to watch direction I should be going on there. Thanks to a big chat with Liz. What would I do without you? 

In one week, I’ve managed to have 50 followers on there, so obviously that’s the way to go. 

As we’re now in August and those hot summer days are here, don’t forget to add your Pride gear to your shopping basket, ready for you to stand out and be proud at your summer festivals and celebrations. 

Well that’s all my news for now.

Have a gorgeous week my lovelies and stay safe in that sun.

See you soon.

Chris.

#thesissysite