Hello my lovelies.
Catching you up with the decorating of my lounge. I can happily say that my decadent wallpaper is finally up. Yay. I know it’s not to everyone’s taste and I’ve had some tactful comments from my friends (‘interesting and so Chris’ are the words of du jour) and I can understand where they’re coming from as everyone has a right to their opinion, even if they don’t like it or that it’s too over the top for them. But for me, I love it.

Now I need to buy a radiator cover and some gold paint for the ceiling and skirting boards so that I’m ready for when Liz comes back from her holiday in Edinburgh so she can continue with her excellent DIY skills.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/39FYLKWV7YQBB?ref_=wl_share
As you may know I’m crap with stuff like that (if you want proof, then come and inspect my play room to see for yourselves on my atrocious and not quite the masterpiece of an Leonardo Di Vinci artwork, though more like a poor man’s nightmarish Jackson Pollock copycat creation during a black period with his eyes shut and tanked up to the hilt on a cocktail of spirits and booze) but luckily for me, Liz enjoys a spot of painting from time to time.
It would also be perfect to have a local kinky handy man on call who would be willing to take payments in kindness. But I can only live in hope!
Other than that, I’ve been working on http://www.kinkyklobber.com Instagram and twitter pages to get the followers up and entice them to the website. I’ve started to create our own Kinky Klobber logo merchandise, starting with a keyring.

Kinky Klobber Keyring
A fun keyring to show how kinky you are.
£9.99
It’s difficult to create content and promote a business when I don’t have much stock, so I have to be creative and think of different ways to attract footfall.
I’m also looking in to how AI works and see if I can create some fictional people and use those images for memes. If anyone can do that for me, or who can create sexy cartoon characters, please let me know.
Well that’s all for now.
Enjoy the rest of November and I shall see you next month for the party season!
Take care.
Chris.
#thesissysite
